Des is totally stepping up her fashion game. Did she dress herself? Or did someone else? Whoever did should have picked her outfit for the promo photos. I still miss Des’ bangs. This process cannot proceed any further without the first Chris Harrison therapy session.
Sparkly dress: ✓
Chris Harrison therapy session: ✓
Let’s do this!
Bryden: starting off Memorial Day with a veteran, what a coincidence.
Drew: Has divorced parents, one of which was an alcoholic and has a mentally handicapped sister. I cannot even focus on any of these hardships, because he is just that pretty.
Nick: Tailor/magician? Des is driving a Bentley, girl does not have time to be anyone’s assistant.
Zak: Put a shirt on, “I knew I wanted to get into oil and gas.” People really say that?
Robert: Sign spinning entrepreneur, has sign spinning only been a thing for the last eight years? Come on, that means The Bachelorette is older than sign spinning.
Mike: My apologies but a Texan, British, model, dental hygienist. Please pick a stereotype.
Brandon: An adrenaline junkie with a metaphor, sadly, he did not have a dad, his mom was an alcoholic. Good news, he has amazing grandparents.
I feel like he made it about him a little too much.
He had the first steal of the season. Draw that big red target on him. I just want to know what happens to his mom’s sobriety coin if he does not make it to the hometowns.
Brody: Cutest little Bachelor ever. He just wanted to go to the party.
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We see a lot of Brooks, Drew, Brandon, Michael, hashtag, Chris, Ben and James. I have stayed away from the spoilers so far and I like Drew (a lot), Brooks (mysterious on the first night is a good sign), Michael and Chris.
Who are your favorites?
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